INT. SHARK TANK – DAY
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ANNOUNCER
- Next into The Tank is Waldo – with a collection of original Hollywood-focused intellectual properties.
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WALDO
- Hey Sharks! I’m Waldo. But on the streets of Hollywood, I go by Banjo… and Kid Porcelain… and Jacques… Auntie Litter, Curly, Babycakes, Steve, Rightonman, Uncle Popcorn…
THAT HOLLYWOOD GUY. TRAVERSING AND CONVERSING.
BANJO
WALDO
JACQUES
KID PORCELAIN
AUNTIE LITTER
CURLY
BABYCAKES
MOOT
STEVE
RIGHTONMAN
BIG NO NO
UNCLE POPCORN
BISTRO
BRANDO
GOLDIE
MR. P
ME
YIKES
TWIST
PEPPY
YO
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WALDO (…continued)
- Over 20 personas in all (above) – each representing a unique Hollywood-focused IP. (slight pause) “We” are here today to offer up the whole pie.
There’s a slight pause as the Sharks (below) shake their heads and scribble some notes.
LORI GREINER
DAYMOND JOHN
ROBERT HERJAVEC
MARK CUBAN
BARBARA CORCORAN
KEVIN O’LEARY
BETHENNY FRANKEL
RICHARD BRANSON
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WALDO (…continued)
- Since the early 1900s, Hollywood has been synonymous with entertainment. Movies, television and Stars – breathtaking scenery, glitz, glam – a land of dreams and fantasy.
WALDO morphs into BANJO.
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BANJO
- But I tend to gravitate to a grittier, more street-level version of Hollywood –
OBSERVATIONALIST. MC FOR HOLLYWOOD-FOCUSED MATERIAL THAT KNOCKS THE TINSEL OFF THE TOWN.
Tasty Nuggets is a showcase and portal for one-of-kind Hollywood-focused pics, Posts, products, services, artworks, comics and community efforts. #420Friendly
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BANJO (…continued)
- A place where all types of interesting folks can come to chase all kinds of fantastical rainbows.
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BARBARA
- Can you give us an example?
INVESTOR AND TELEVISION PERSONALITY WHO SOLD HER REAL ESTATE FIRM FOR $66 MILLION.
WALDO aka BANJO morphs into UNCLE POPCORN.
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UNCLE POPCORN
- Film Reviews In A Snack serves up candy visuals as an emotional analogy for the tone of a movie.
FILM REVIEWER. EATS MOVIES UP.
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UNCLE POPCORN (…continued)
- They’re colorful, relatable quick-reads that Viewers often Like in large batches.
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BANJO (…continued)
- Film Reviews In A Snack has a complete strategy deck that lays out how the concept can expand to benefit movie theater chains, Streamers, Big Snack, delivery services, chefs, ticketers, festivals & award shows and more.
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DAYMOND
- That’s interesting. But let’s say I’m not really a movie guy. What else you got?
BUSINESSMAN AND INVESTOR BEST KNOWN AS THE FOUNDER OF FUBU.
WALDO aka UNCLE POPCORN morphs into KID PORCELAIN.
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KID PORCELAIN
- Toilets in the Wild is the world’s largest photographical collection of abandoned toilets.
TOILET WHISPERER.
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KID PORCELAIN (…continued)
- Funny, but never gross – Toilets in the Wild has been celebrated by the United Nations for innovativeness and shunned by Guinness World Records for being too weird. It’s totally unique content – well poised for partnership opportunities. It’s also an attention-getting way to lead recycling efforts.
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LORI
- I mean that’s pretty interesting, too. But do you have anything… less toilety?
LORI GREINER IS A MULTI-HYPHENATED SUCCESS – KNOWN AS THE “QUEEN OF QVC.”
WALDO aka KID PORCELAIN morphs into BANJO.
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BANJO
- 💯 is a series of 50+ posters that promote Hollywood truisms.
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MARK
- (smirks) So is it all concepts, pictures and script type stuff?
BUSINESSMAN, FILM PRODUCER, INVESTOR, PHILANTHROPIST, NBA TEAM OWNER, TELEVISION PERSONALITY AND AUTHOR.
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BANJO
- Actually Mark, there’s also one-of-kind products, services, artworks and unique community efforts. New to the lineup is a 75+ video clip series on homeless tips and talk with a guy who’s lived on the street since 1986.
The Sharks shift in their seat. Curious, but not exactly sure what to make of that.
WALDO aka BANJO morphs into AUNTIE LITTER.
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AUNTIE LITTER
- (turning upbeat) There’s also things like ButtsOut: fire-proof, smell-proof portable ashtrays shaped like a cute little tush.
TIRELESS CLEAN FREAK.
Give a flying flick
Hollywood’s favorite crush
Smolder holder
Have the hots for
Pass out at parties
Learn to filter yourself
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BETHENNY
- Love me a cute tush.
REAL HOUSEWIFE APPRENTICE CONTESTANT AND FOUNDER OF THE SKINNY GIRL LIFESTYLE BRAND.
The other Sharks laugh and nod their heads in eco-approval.
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AUNTIE LITTER
- Already have an established Australian-Chinese manufacturing relationship and distribution rights to the Western hemisphere. ButtsOut is chock full of ‘green’ corporate sponsorship opportunities and is just the kind of little thing that could make a big difference in tackling one of the world’s largest littering problems.
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ROBERT
- Wow – that’s an incredible amount of stuff. How’d you come up with all this?
CROATION-CANADIAN BUSINESSMAN AND INVESTOR WHO SOLD SECURITY SOFTWARE FIRM TO AT&T.
WALDO aka AUNTIE LITTER morphs into YO.
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YO
- Like you Robert, I hoof a ton of miles and have a knack for capturing the light-hearted-ness in the trends of Hollywood’s underbelly.
JUST GROOVIN’ ALONG.
Groovin’ Along showcases the repetitive images (Ex. discarded teddy bears) in everyday Hollywood street life.
WALDO aka YO morphs into GOLDIE.
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GOLDIE
- It’s a behind behind the scenes POV you won’t find anywhere else.
GLAMQUEST.
Oscarmania is an inside-outsiders view of the creating of The Academy Awards.
WALDO aka GOLDIE morphs into BABYCAKES.
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BABYCAKES
- And it’s these types of everyday visuals and interactions that get incorporated into the products, services, scripts and digital ideas you see here today.
HOPELESS ROMANTIC.
The Heartchive is a huge library of one-of-a-kind digital heart on-the-street photographs. As a searchable database and digital card generator with Social Media tie-ins, they’re ideal for sending loved ones a quick note, a Valentines Day shoutout – or just a hey-how-do-you-do whenever the ❤ mood strikes.
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KEVIN
- So are you dying, or just giving up?
CANADIAN BUSINESSMAN, INVESTOR, JOURNALIST AND TELEVISION PERSONALITY KNOWN AS MR. WONDERFUL.
There’s a slight pause as the Sharks lift their heads from their notes.
WALDO aka BABYCAKES morphs back into WALDO.
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WALDO
- Ha! Hopefully neither Kevin. I’m confident this is the ideal garden for these seeds to be re-potted so they can grow and thrive.
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BARBARA
- But why Shark Tank? Hollywood already has their own well-established pitch system.
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WALDO
- That’s very true, Barbara. But while Hollywood is the original shark tank, this Shark Tank (points to the Sharks) is where a new generation looks to sing and dance to make their dreams come true.
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DAYMOND
- Nothing more Hollywood than that.
The other Sharks nod their heads. They agree with the sentiment.
WALDO morphs into JACQUES.
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JACQUES
- Championship Parties has become one of those well-planned, shoot-from-the-hip, roll-with-the-punches, reach-for-the-stars, play-the-long-game cuz anything could happen kind of ideas. It’s how future fight champions may some day be crowned.
HEAD OF FICTITIOUS NICHOLSON ENTERTAINMENT – DOESN’T KNOW JACK.
CHAMPIONSHIP PARTIES
THE EATING WITH A BEATING
WALDO aka JAQUES morphs back into WALDO.
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WALDO
- Championship Parties showcases the kind of light-hearted, strange-charm Properties need to take root in today’s crowded landscape.
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LORI
- Okay, but why now?
WALDO morphs into ME.
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ME
- The landscape is crowded – it’s also ever-evolving. So to scale, partner and grow, it has to be more than just ME.
THE CORPORATION WITHIN. ALWAYS READY TO GET BIZÉ.
Meet the Team
ME = CEO
Me = Management
me = Staff
me = Intern
Me = Management
me = Staff
me = Intern
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ME (…continued)
- Me Inc. is the generic face and attitude of each of our corporations within. It’s diverse, inclusive and equitable – tackling the internal comedy and drama of the work at home crowd, sole proprietors, entrepreneurs and anyone doing their thing their way. One-frame comics are ideal for print and Online syndication.
Me & You are a lot alike
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BETHENNY
- Ha! When I started Skinny Girl, it was me, me, Me & ME all day every day. I can totally relate to this bust your little ass off mind set.
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MARK
- When I was selling door to door, it was all about trying to be in my best headspace.
WALDO aka JACQUES morphs into CURLY.
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CURLY
- And I think we can agree that confidence always helps create the best attitude – right?
SPLASH OF SASS – DIVAS VOICE & FACE
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CURLY (…continued)
- Divas Hair Streaks are instant oomph for any situation. These clip-in, colored hair streaks have all the ingredients to be the next big thing. (slight pause) Divas Business in a Bag contains everything kids need to start and operate their very own franchise.
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LORI
- Ooh, I like that a lot. Very QVC.
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CURLY
- Thank you Lori – totally agree. Divas is also the inspiration for a scripted television series called “Home Girl” – about the hectic life of a wife, mother and business owner.
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MARK
- So basically you’re emptying the junk drawer and offering us a bunch of stuff nobody’s ever bought?
WALDO aka CURLY morphs into STEVE.
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STEVE
- Actually Mark, I believe it’s more akin to an episode of Storage Wars taking place in Beverly Hills.
COLLABORATOR – ELEVATES & DIFFERENTIATES.
Storage Wars is a popular A&E Reality show where Buyers look to strike it rich after getting only a quick peek inside storage units before having to decide if they want to bid. In this chase for the rainbow, one of the Buyers once found $7.5 million in cash in a locker that cost $500.
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STEVE (…continued)
- As I said, “we” are here to tease the locker and give you an initial look at a wide swath of smart, likable assets you can naturally fold into your world of offerings. (slight pause) And because you’re also getting to know the creators, the hope is that you’ll think of “us” next time you’re making something from scratch, or need a fresh twist on a project already in motion.
Defuse – Enthuse – Amuse
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DAYMOND
- So break it down for me.
WALDO aka STEVE morphs back into BANJO.
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BANJO
- Giddyup! (slight pause) Collectively, these properties are called Tasty Nuggets.
Sign up now!
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BANJO (…continued)
- Individually, they represent a wide range of one-of-a-kind products, services, scripts, artwork and community efforts – each created with numerous revenue stream possibilities.
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ROBERT
- You say ‘wide range.’ Care to be a little more specific?
WALDO aka BANJO morphs into BRANDO.
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BRANDO
- Life Scripts showcase real people using professional Marketing advice to uniquely address real-life personal situations.
A FRESH SPARK.
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BRANDO (…continued)
- This type of Personal Marketing has mass-market possibilities, is Reality TV friendly and is a breeding ground for fresh, interesting story. Highlights include working with a street hustler to increase his curb appeal, pumping up a wallflower to help her make a splash at an upcoming party and transforming a schlub who dreamed of a new life.
Life Script sampling:
• Dean-O: Male Prostitute: Messaged box tops allow street hustler to showcase a new customer-friendly, low-tech Marketing technique.
• Bulldog with a Pink Bow: Woman focuses on being more interesting at an upcoming dinner mixer by comparing herself to a quirky-cute pup donning a pink bow.
• Jersey Shore: The Dude from “The Big Lebowski” morphs into Captain America as a metaphor for a frustrated guy requesting a new life.
• Dean-O: Male Prostitute: Messaged box tops allow street hustler to showcase a new customer-friendly, low-tech Marketing technique.
• Bulldog with a Pink Bow: Woman focuses on being more interesting at an upcoming dinner mixer by comparing herself to a quirky-cute pup donning a pink bow.
• Jersey Shore: The Dude from “The Big Lebowski” morphs into Captain America as a metaphor for a frustrated guy requesting a new life.
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BETHENNY
- Sh*t – I wish I had someone cleaning up some of the crap that came out of my mouth. Might have saved me a whole lot of time.
Everyone laughs.
WALDO aka BRANDO morphs into BISTRO.
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BISTRO
- Tasty Cafes will create a positive start to the day by providing provisions, a sense of dignity and professional confidence to Hollywoodites in need. Inside each sponsored van are all the makings of a pop up cafe and mobile help center.
HELP IS ON THE WAY.
WALDO aka BUD morphs into RIGHTONMAN.
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RIGHTONMAN
- We’ve also connected those who write with those who read.
BRO’S GOT YOU COVERED. THE IDEAL MIDDLEMAN.
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RIGHTONMAN (…continued)
- Writeonman’s quick-read posters and visual presentations allow Agents, Managers and production companies to get a taste for a read before committing hours to a full script. For writers, it’s a chance to set the stage for a good read. For investors, writeonman is a potential gold mine of untapped material.
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ROBERT
- Okay okay – a wide range – we get it.
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BARBARA
- Tell us about you.
WALDO morphs back into STEVE. The lights dim and a video begins to play
“They Call Me Steve” is Teenage Bottlerocket’s ode to the video game Minecraft, which allows players to explore, interact and modify. A lot like STEVE.
The lights fade back on.
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KEVIN
- Waldo, Steve, Kid Toilet or whatever your name is – can you explain why these nuggets, as you call them, haven’t sold squat?
WALDO aka STEVE morphs into BUD.
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BUD
- Many of these properties were created as communication experiments or learning tools for specific audiences and platforms. Like the canna-crowd.
BUZZ FOR THE BUZZ. #420FRIENDLY.
WALDO aka BUD morphs into MR. P.
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Mr. P
- Or to showcase relatable issues. Like for men growing older.
ALWAYS ON THE GO.
WALDO aka MR. P. morphs into PEPPY.
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PEPPY
- Or as graphic script presentation exercises.
LIFESTYLE TRAINER.
WALDO aka PEPPY morphs back into STEVE.
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STEVE
- These ongoing involvements allow me to keep up with new trends, messaging and platforms so I can contribute more meaningfully to client needs.
Hollywood Marketing Project Sampling: (By STEVE as The Marketing Dept.)
• Wheelchair Foundation – Needed a big idea to help solicit corporate sponsors.
• Izatso – Wanted to secure a next round of funding for an interactive, AI astrology Avatar.
• MovieBooty – Trade show prep for in-theatre sales of official movie-related apparel.
• GEF – NFL & NHL – Elevating the professional sports fan experience.
• invAsianLA – Asian Casting Director’s side hustle helps promote diversity in Hollywood.
• ADARide – City of Los Angeles Paratransit Pitch.
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KEVIN
- Again: no sales – how tasty is that?
WALDO aka STEVE morphs into YIKES.
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YIKES
- With a narrow, one dimensional gaze, it may not seem pretty Kevin –
ALLEY CAT.
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YIKES (…continued)
- But I assure you, it is all quite beautiful.
Not So Tasty is where you’ll find all those things that are totally Tasty – but not.
The other Sharks laugh – they love a good crack-back – especially against Kevin.
WALDO aka YIKES morphs back into WALDO.
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WALDO
- Each of these intellectual properties has been battle-tested – but on a limited scale – so they are all still super fresh.
WALDO points to the item being wheeled in.
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WALDO (…continued)
- Say hello to Porñata! 3/4 life-size and appropriately filled for each event. The life of any party. They’re ideal for –
WALDO points to a sign highlighting the larger concept and reads along as the Sharks peruse the bullet points.
Porñatas – Ideal for:
• Bachelor and bachelorette parties
• Press and photo opportunities at parties and clubs
• Agents, Managers and Publicists wanting a memorable gift for celebrity clients
• Adult companies searching for a unique, attention-getting promotional item
• Strip clubs (Filled with drink specials, merchandise, dance discounts, etc.)
• Movie / TV sets looking for unique party props
• Unique, colorful, attention-getting store mannequins
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WALDO (…continued)
- … and each comes with a customized whacking stick.
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WALDO (…continued)
- Let’s just say they’ve been a smashing success. And I’m confident that by infusing any of these nuggets into your already created infrastructures, each is poised to scale immediately. Or – as mentioned – some of these properties might fold naturally into other investments you’re already developing.
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BETHENNY
- I mean, I like the ME cartoon thing – could be something kinda cool.
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LORI
- I’m all in on the hair streaks.
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ROBERT
- There’s definitely some interesting stuff here. ButtsOut and that Tasty Cafe could work nicely along with Bombas and some other things I have in that space.
- LORI
- Would you consider deals more… a la carte?
The Sharks begin to circle. MARK decides to get in on the action.
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MARK
- Would you think about coming on board one of my teams as an Ideator or creative Marketer? We could make a sport of it.
WALDO morphs into TWIST.
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TWIST
- Wow – again, thank you. These are great options – very much a fan of that sport mentality.
ALWAYS A FRESH TAKE.
Stories About Town: Sports sampling
• “Mi Barrio” – LA’s entertainment industry & immigrant community compete for more than just kicks.
• “Lace ‘Em Up” – When roller hockey meets roller boogie, it’s wheel love.
• “Love of the Game” – Inspirational Reality series follows badly injured amateur athletes on their road to recovery and return to the sports they love.
• “Mi Barrio” – LA’s entertainment industry & immigrant community compete for more than just kicks.
• “Lace ‘Em Up” – When roller hockey meets roller boogie, it’s wheel love.
• “Love of the Game” – Inspirational Reality series follows badly injured amateur athletes on their road to recovery and return to the sports they love.
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KEVIN
- Enough already! We get it – there’s a lot. What would it cost for you to sell the whole locker and get lost? You wouldn’t have to do anything.
Everyone laughs.
WALDO aka TWIST morphs into MOOT.
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MOOT
- “We’re” listening.
PROCRASTINATOR. DOESN’T LIKE TO DO ANYTHING.
If I Blogged will one day include a great many interesting thoughts and stunning visuals. One day…
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ROBERT
- Well… this really has been a dance around Hollywood. So much to discuss and consider.
WALDO aka MOOT morphs into BIG NO NO.
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BIG NO NO
- (with a slight chuckle) We should do it again.
SECOND CHANCE ADVOCATE
Mulligan Do-over is a pre-school edutainment property developed around the positive things that result from second chances.
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BIG NO NO (…continued)
- Mulligan Do-Over is a children’s edutainment property focusing on empathy and second chances. It has the endorsement of the Smile Train, the educational platform was created through Yale University and Pilot episodes were crafted by a well-respected kid’s TV writer.
WALDO aka BIG NO NO morphs into BANJO ON THE BLOCKCHAIN.
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BANJO ON THE BLOCKCHAIN
- Confident that together we can take all these things to the next level.
NFT CRYPTO GUIDE
From out of nowhere, a silent Shark emerges –
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RICHARD
- Did someone say next level?
RICHARD BRANSON IS A SERIAL ENTREPRENEUR, INVESTOR & PHILANTHROPIST NOW FAMOUSLY INVOLVED IN SPACE EXPLORATION.
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BANJO ON THE BLOCKCHAIN
- Hollywood Street Club NFTs are digitally painted real-life Hollywood scenes that come with scripted tales and next-gen Utility and Community.
Four collections showcase the sweet and sour vibes of life on the streets of Hollywood.
WALDO aka BANJO ON THE BLOCKCHAIN morphs back into WALDO.
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WALDO
- “We” very much look forward to finding the right partner(s) to help move things forward. But until then, we’ll fight the good fights and continue to march on by applying ourselves.
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WALDO (…continued)
- Thank you – I / “we” appreciate your eyeballs and interest.
