ANNOUNCER

• Next into The Tank is Waldo – with a collection of original Hollywood-focused intellectual properties.

            WALDO
THAT HOLLYWOOD GUY. TRAVERSING AND CONVERSING.
• Hey Sharks! I’m Waldo. But on the streets of Hollywood, I go by Banjo… and Kid Porcelain… and Jacques… Auntie Litter, Curly, Babycakes, Steve, Rightonman, Uncle Popcorn…

            WALDO (…continued)

• Over 20 personas in all (above) – each representing a unique Hollywood-focused IP. (slight pause) “We” are here today to offer up the whole pie.

            WALDO (…continued)

• Since the early 1900s, Hollywood has been synonymous with entertainment. Movies, television and Stars – breathtaking scenery, glitz, glam – a land of dreams and fantasy.

            BANJO
OBSERVATIONALIST. MC FOR HOLLYWOOD-FOCUSED MATERIAL THAT KNOCKS THE TINSEL OFF THE TOWN.
• But I tend to gravitate to a grittier, more street-level version of Hollywood –

            UNCLE POPCORN
FILM REVIEWER. EATS MOVIES UP.
• Film Reviews In A Snack serves up candy visuals as an emotional analogy for the tone of a movie.

            UNCLE POPCORN (…continued)

• They’re colorful, relatable quick-reads that Viewers often Like in large batches.

BANJO (…continued)

• Like all the nuggets you’ll see here, Film Reviews In A Snack has a complete strategy deck that lays out how the concept can expand to benefit movie theater chains, Streamers, Big Snack, delivery services, chefs, ticketers, festivals & award shows and more.

            KID PORCELAIN
TOILET WHISPERER.
• Toilets in the Wild is the world’s largest photographical collection of abandoned toilets.

            KID PORCELAIN (…continued)

• Funny, but never gross – Toilets in the Wild has been celebrated by the United Nations for innovativeness and shunned by Guinness World Records for being too weird. It’s totally unique content – well poised for partnership opportunities. It’s also an attention-getting way to lead recycling efforts.

            BANJO

• 💯 is a series of 50+ posters that promote Hollywood truisms.

            BANJO

• Actually Mark, there’s also one-of-kind products, services, artworks and unique community efforts. New to the lineup is a 75+ video clip series on homeless tips and talk with a guy who’s lived on the street since 1986.

            AUNTIE LITTER
TIRELESS CLEAN FREAK.
• (turning upbeat) There’s also things like ButtsOut: fire-proof, smell-proof portable ashtrays shaped like a cute little tush.

            AUNTIE LITTER

• Already have an established Australian-Chinese manufacturing relationship and distribution rights to the Western hemisphere. ButtsOut is chock full of ‘green’ corporate sponsorship opportunities and is just the kind of little thing that could make a big difference in tackling one of the world’s largest littering problems.

            YO
JUST GROOVIN’ ALONG.
• Like you Robert, I hoof a ton of miles and have a knack for capturing the light-hearted-ness in the trends of Hollywood’s underbelly.

            GOLDIE
GLAMQUEST.
• It’s a behind behind the scenes POV you won’t find anywhere else.

            WALDO

• Ha! Hopefully neither Kevin. I’m confident this is the ideal garden for these seeds to be re-potted so they can grow and thrive.

            WALDO

• That’s very true, Barbara. But while Hollywood is the original shark tank, this Shark Tank (points to the Sharks) is where a new generation looks to sing and dance to make their dreams come true.

            JACQUES
HEAD OF FICTITIOUS NICHOLSON ENTERTAINMENT – DOESN’T KNOW JACK.
• Championship Parties has become one of those well-planned, shoot-from-the-hip, roll-with-the-punches, reach-for-the-stars, play-the-long-game cuz anything could happen kind of ideas. It’s how future fight champions may some day be crowned.

            WALDO

• Championship Parties showcases the kind of light-hearted, strange-charm Properties need to take root in today’s crowded landscape.

            ME
THE CORPORATION WITHIN. ALWAYS READY TO GET BIZÉ.
• The landscape is crowded – it’s also ever-evolving. So to scale, partner and grow, it has to be more than just ME.

            CURLY
SPLASH OF SASS – DIVAS VOICE & FACE
• And I think we can agree that confidence always helps create the best attitude – right?

            STEVE
COLLABORATOR – ELEVATES & DIFFERENTIATES.
• Actually Mark, I believe it’s more akin to an episode of Storage Wars taking place in Beverly Hills.

            STEVE (…continued)

• As I said, “we” are here to tease the locker and give you an initial look at a wide swath of smart, likable assets you can naturally fold into your world of offerings. (slight pause) And because you’re also getting to know the creators, the hope is that you’ll think of “us” next time you’re making something from scratch, or need a fresh twist on a project already in motion.

            BANJO

• Giddyup! (slight pause) Collectively, these properties are called Tasty Nuggets.

            BANJO (…continued)

• Individually, they represent a wide range of one-of-a-kind products, services, scripts, artwork and community efforts – each with numerous revenue streams possibilities and a plan on how to implement and scale.

            ROBERT

• You say ‘wide range.’ Care to be a little more specific?

            BRANDO (…continued)

• This type of Personal Marketing has mass-market possibilities, is Reality TV friendly and is a breeding ground for fresh, interesting story. Highlights include working with a street hustler to increase his curb appeal, pumping up a wallflower to help her make a splash at an upcoming party and transforming a schlub who dreamed of a new life.

            BETHENNY

• Sh*t – I wish I had someone cleaning up some of the crap that came out of my mouth. Might have saved me a whole lot of time.

            ROBERT

• Okay okay – a wide range – we get it.

            BARBARA

• Tell us about you.

            KEVIN

• Waldo, Steve, Kid Toilet or whatever your name is – can you explain why these nuggets, as you call them, haven’t sold squat?

            BUD
BUZZ FOR THE BUZZ. #420FRIENDLY.
• Many of these properties were created as communication experiments or learning tools for specific audiences and platforms. Like the canna-crowd.

            Mr. P
ALWAYS ON THE GO.
• Or to showcase relatable issues. Like for men growing older.

            PEPPY
LIFESTYLE TRAINER.
• Or as graphic script presentation exercises.

            STEVE

• These ongoing involvements allow me to keep up with new trends, messaging and platforms so I can contribute more meaningfully to client needs.

            WALDO

• Each of these intellectual properties has been battle-tested – but on a limited scale – so they are all still super fresh.

            WALDO (…continued)

• Say hello to Porñata! 3/4 life-size and appropriately filled for each event. The life of any party. They’re ideal for –

            WALDO (…continued)

• … and each comes with a customized whacking stick.

            BETHENNY

• I mean, I like the ME cartoon thing – could be something kinda cool.

            LORI

• I’m all in on the hair streaks.

            ROBERT

• There’s definitely some interesting stuff here. ButtsOut and that Tasty Cafe could work nicely along with Bombas and some other things I have in that space.

•     LORI
• Would you consider deals more… a la carte?

            MARK

• Would you think about coming on board one of my teams as an Ideator or creative Marketer? We could make a sport of it.

            ROBERT

• Well… this really has been a dance around Hollywood. So much to discuss and consider.

            RICHARD
RICHARD BRANSON IS A SERIAL ENTREPRENEUR, INVESTOR & PHILANTHROPIST NOW FAMOUSLY INVOLVED IN SPACE EXPLORATION.
• Did someone say next level?

            BANJO ON THE BLOCKCHAIN

• Hollywood Street Club NFTs are digitally painted real-life Hollywood scenes that come with scripted tales and next-gen Utility and Community.

            WALDO

• “We” very much look forward to finding the right partner(s) to help move things forward. But until then, we’ll fight the good fights and continue to march on by applying ourselves.